1. Show up with your wheels, helmet, and eager face.
2. Race up Grant Street as fast as you can. Riders will be released every 15 seconds.
3. Do it two more times for good measure. You race against your ticket category.
4. Wear your badge of honor @ O'Duffy's
5. Need we say more?
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